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Contoh Teks Spoof beserta soal dan jawaban Blonde & Lawyer




The Blonde and the Lawyer


A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game.
The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.
He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you
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Contoh Teks Spoof beserta soal dan jawaban




Last week I took my five-year old son, Willy, to a musical
instrument store in my hometown. I wanted to buy him a set of junior drum
because his drum teacher advised me to buy him one. Willy likes listening to
music very much. He also likes asking me everything he wants to know. Even his
questions sometimes seem precocious for a boy of his age. He is very
inquisitive.



We went there by car.
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Teks Spoof : Private Conversation




Last week I went to the theatre. I had a very good
seat. The play was very interesting. But I didn't enjoy it. A young man and a
young woman were sitting behind me. They were talking loudly. I got very angry.
I couldn't hear a word. I turned round. I looked at the man angrily. They
didn't pay any attention.In the end, I couldn't bear it. I turned round again.
'I can't hear a word!' I said
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Teks Spoof : Nasreddin's Coat




One day Nasreddin had been invited to the dinner
party. He went to the party by wearing old clothes.



When he arrived in the party, nobody looked at him
and nobody gave him a seat. He got no food in the party so he went home and
change his clothes.



Next he put on his best clothes. He wore his newest
coat and went to the party again. The host at once got up and came to meet him.
The host
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Teks Spoof : Penguin in the Park


Once a man was walking in a park when he across a
penguin. He took it to a policeman and said; "What should I do?" The
policeman replied; "Take it to the zoo!". The next day, the policeman saw the man in the same
park. The man was still carrying the penguin. The policeman was rather
surprised and walked up to the man and asked; "Why are you still carrying
the penguin? Didn't you take it to the
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